Humour - Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married:

[LS]

The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I told
my husband that I would be home by midnight: "I promise!"

Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around
3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the
cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times.

Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another
9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a
quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him.

(Even when totally smashed...3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos
= MIDNIGHT!)

The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him
"Midnight." He didn't seem pissed off at all. Whew! Got away with that one!

Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock."

When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed
three times, then said, "Oh sh*t," cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its
throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then
tripped over the coffee table and farted."

[fighter]

hahahaha! i love this :-)

[RFLH]

have you been reading my diary?!

[fighter]

if this is in your diary, I would love to read more :-)

[RFLH]

it would keep you amused for days!!

[Verity]

!!!!!

[Amre]

I lmfao at this!